Munene, the journey...

Rhetoric posits that Africa is rising. Africa has been rising for more than a decade now, but there does not seem to be real tangible benefits out of this rise. Sure, the rising is producing a lot of millionaires, but these are more of the same kind of cannibalistic kind; there is no real benefit to the African populace. Real and concrete benefits of Africa rising will only be felt once some key issues have been resolved. Education, learning and leadership Our current system of education in Kenya and the wider African continent is producing a lot of graduates ready to occupy offices. But there are no offices; Africa is not at that level of development. The education is predicated on the existent of a middle to high income economy. These unemployed and frustrated youth are turning to the next lucrative activity; tenderpreneuring and thieving. It is no wonder corruption has become such a major challenge on the continent. Corruption is virtually breeding on the grounds of our ill-...

The past 2 weeks have provided me a great learning experience. The difference between Kenya and America are striking. To my past me, I would have emphasized the following lessons: Buy your own hair clippers: Cutting hair in America is expensive, an average of USD 20 depending on where you are. I don't know why, but I think minimum wages (USD 8.75/hour) are to blame for such high prices. That is the equivalent of about 10 hair cuts in Kenya at my kinyozi (at the rate of KSh. 200 per hair cut; assuming 1USD = 100Ksh.). I have already bought one, and I am now in the processing of learning how to cut my own hair. Learning to cut your own hair will save you a tonne of money Be prepared to eat odd things: every time I eat a burger, I know I am eating frozen meat from as far as Australia, fish from China and so on. The fast food business is booming and is not about to die. I have learnt to enjoy Chinese food including General Tso's chicken; all this while missing ugali and m...

America has some odd things about it: Mechanical systems: when opening a bank account, the customer service officer will literally rap to you what accounts are available, what features and so on. People who sell fast food as well, seem to be in a trance-like state, mechanical even. This is perhaps due to the fact that they have to serve multiple people in a day, so no dilly dallying. This reminds me of Kenyan waiters who we keep waiting for 5 minutes while deciding whether we want mbuzi kaanga  or mbuzi choma . Queue at a popular fast food joint Strange names for some things: football as we know it is called soccer, taps are called faucets, a bonnet is called a hood, a boot is called a trunk, petrol is called gas, takeaway is called takeout and many more. Address systems: one of the easiest systems of navigation is the house numbering system widely employed in the US. This simple and obvious system is so useful, that it is impossible to get lost if one knows the address...

A few things that are making my life easier while trying to adjust in University of Maryland, College Park. Shuttle Bus and Metro System: I am using Google to know which bus number is going where I want to go. The buses are tracked by satellite and you know when one is running late. This is a proper "public" transportation system. A Metro bus going somewhere Lyft and Uber: even though these work in Kenya, these services have been very helpful on those odd trips to unknown places like looking for a place to live. Airbnb: the cheap alternative to hotels and motels has proved very useful. I have also met very interesting people from all over the world. Airbnb Motorists are very "sane" on the road: A STOP sign means stop; in Kenya, we always ignore most signs. Pedestrians and cyclists are accorded right of way, without much hassle. A STOP sign Internet is very fast: yeah, like the Fios I am using at the Airbnb.

My plane landed at 3.40pm(GMT -4) on American soil. And with this touchdown, was a sense of exhilaration, anxiety and sadness. Exhiliration at the opportunities that lie ahead, anxious about the uncertainties before me, and sad because of the connections I had left back in Kenya. Some things stand out in the country: The roads, infrastructure It's hot: temperatures reaching 36 degrees celsius attributed to the Summer season. The place is organized: even from the airport, things just seem to work. Signs are well done, instructions clear, and directions very visible. This caused a bit of jitters in me, it seems a bit, mechanical. The highways are wide, clean, well marked and well, beautiful. People talk funny (the "r's" we ignore in words, are very pronounced). I am also made to repeat some things I say, "Sorry, what did you say?" 8pm looks like early morning, the sun is still out, and every place is bright. And even though the place is strange,...

Whilst traveling, one of the first things I always need to learn is how to greet people, whether formally or informally. The following are phrases I have picked up, while growing up, as well as while traveling. Excuse the non-native spelling. Meru - spoken by about 2 million native speakers people in the Meru region of Kenya (my first language) Person A: Muuga Person B: Muuga mono Swahili - spoken by about 150 million people of the Greate Lakes Region of Africa Person A: Habari yako Person B: Mzuri sana, labda yako Person A: Yangu pia ni njema, shukrani English - an official language of many African countries Person A: Hello, how are you? Person B: I am well, and you? Person A: I am fine too, thanks. French - an official language of many African countries Person A: Bonjour, comment ca va? Person B: Ca va bien merci, et vous, comment-allez-vous? Person, Je vais bien, merci. Twi - spoken by about 9 million people of the Akan group in Ghana Person A: Etisein Person ...

One moment Koffi Olomide lands a kungfu-style kick at a female band member, the next, social media is on fire, the next Koffi is out. In this day of self-monitoring in Kenya, everyone should be very mindful of what they do, else they land themselves in trouble with the ever watching cameras. CCTV is everywhere, and we have declared ourselves citizen journalists, so when you think the government cannot catch you, your brother could be filming you. The proverbial mkono mrefu wa serikali  has turned into macho mengi ya serikali . When the video was shared, some female MPs held a press conference, demanding answers. Koffi went for an interview at Citizen, moments later he was arrested while leaving. Hours later, #KoffiOlomindeDeported was trending. Just like that. Olomide's deportation trending courtesy of twitter This is one of the issues that seems to have had the emotive traction that Kenyans are known for. Kenyans are very fast to counter social justice issues, spea...